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4th February 2011, 10:45 PM #1
What... you mean it's not 1792?
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Biker humour
A tough looking group of bikers were riding when they saw a girl about to jump off a bridge so they stopped.
The leader, a big burly man, got off his bike and said, "What are you doing?"
"I'm going to commit a suicide," she replied.
While he didn't want to appear insensitive, he didn't want to miss an opportunity, so the biker asked "Before you jump, why don't you give me a Kiss?"
So, she did and it was a long, deep lingering kiss. After they finished, the biker said, "Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had. That's a real talent you are wasting. You could be famous. Why do you want to commit suicide?"
"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl...".
I know you believe you understand what you think I wrote, but I'm not sure you realize that what you just read is not what I meant.
Regards, Woodwould.
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5th February 2011, 07:38 PM #2
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Another ripper from you ... have you got a new
joke book? That's two in a row that made me laugh.
AllanLife is short ... smile while you still have teeth.
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5th February 2011, 11:16 PM #3
What... you mean it's not 1792?
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No book, just a twisted aquaintance.
Originally Posted by Allan at Wallan
Another ripper from you ... have you got a new
joke book? That's two in a row that made me laugh.
Allan.
I know you believe you understand what you think I wrote, but I'm not sure you realize that what you just read is not what I meant.
Regards, Woodwould.
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6th February 2011, 12:43 PM #4
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What!!! Hell's Angel or Rebel???
Androgens Order
Forgive your enemies, but never, ever forget their names.
The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.
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6th February 2011, 12:56 PM #5
What... you mean it's not 1792?
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Rebel of course!
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I know you believe you understand what you think I wrote, but I'm not sure you realize that what you just read is not what I meant.
Regards, Woodwould.
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6th February 2011, 08:49 PM #6
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Gypsy Joker?
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