Does anyone know this bloke?

[Waldo]

He needs a bit of help.

Bakery burglar breaks in, but can't get out - ABC News (Australian Broadcasting Corporation)

http://www.abc.net.au/news/video/2011/02/01/3127094.htm

[beer is good]

The sad thing is that he might breed... and then there are more like him.

[AlexS]

Apparently he didn't find any dough.

[Waldo]

On the news they said he handed himself in. I wonder if the cops bothered to lock him up, or they just said, "don't go out the front door" - thinking he wouldn't be able to find it.

[opelblues]

he was meetting his mates, the ginger bread men - sometimes the gene pool get to much.????

[jimbur]

The sad thing is that he might breed... and then there are more like him.

he might have been trying to breed and just misread the shop sign

[Bob38S]

The sad thing is that he might breed... and then there are more like him.

Unfortunately the lifeguard has left the gene pool.

When they do breed they appear to work the opposite to magnets - it seems that everytime it is like attracted to like and so the problem compounds itself.

There are times when retroactive birth control seems like a brilliant solution.

[beer is good]

According to the morning paper, a man in Perth called the police as he thought there was an intruder in his house. The cops arrived and could not find any signs of a break in. But while they were there discovered 2 sawn off shotguns, a rifle and hand gun, all unlicensed, and a heap of ammunition and drugs. The man has been arrested.

Apparently, he has been charged with being a complete idiot and will be sent to Canberra to teach politicians.

[jimbur]

Remember the old gas meters, shilling in the slot? I knew a prisoner who robbed his own gas meter, called the cops and, in a helpful mood, proceeded to tell them exactly how much had been taken from it!
Cheers,
Jim

[acmegridley]

Going back a few years when I lived in Sydney used to be a fish and chip shop at Naremburn,just off the end of the expressway(I think it might still be there) was hugely popular couldn't get near the place Friday nights,one Saturday morning staff come in about 7.30am light up all the fryers etc and start cooking however after about ten minutes hear this heavy banging and screaming turns out was a burglar got in ,couldn't get out made his way in via the exhaust vent scould not turn around to climb out .he was eventually rescued by combined operation of fire brigade and police.Brought much laughter at the time.

[RETIRED]

Did they turn the vats up?

[AlexS]

Und vat's up mit you, ?

[Christopha]

"Bakery burglar breaks in, but can't get out - ABC News (Australian Broadcasting Corporation)"

Aaah, Victoria, Frankston, this explains much!

[woodhunt]

Used to live just up the road at Willoughby- I remember that!