Results 1 to 6 of 6

Thread: Aligator Shoes

  1. #1
    Join Date
    Aug 2003
    Location
    Perth (NOR)
    Age
    79
    Posts
    0

    Default Aligator Shoes

    THOSE ALLIGATOR SHOES!!!!

    A young blonde was on vacation and driving through the Everglades. She wanted to take home a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking.

    After becoming very frustrated with the "no haggle on prices" attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde shouted, "Well then, maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator, so I can get a pair of shoes for free!"

    The shopkeeper said with a sly, knowing smile, "Little lady, just go and give it a try!" The blonde headed out toward the swamps, determined to catch an alligator.

    Later in the day, as the shopkeeper is driving home, he pulls over to the side of the road where he spots that same young woman standing waist deep in the murky bayou water, shotgun in hand. Just then, he spots a huge 9-foot gator swimming rapidly toward her. With lightning speed, she takes aim, kills the creature and hauls it onto the slimy bank of the swamp. Lying nearby were 7 more of the dead creatures,
    all lying on their backs. The shopkeeper stood on the bank, watching in silent amazement.

    The blonde struggled and flipped the gator onto its back. Rolling her eyes heaven-ward and screaming in great frustration, she shouts out "SHERBIT...........THIS ONE'S BAREFOOT TOO!"


    Last edited by gatiep; 6th March 2005 at 12:43 AM. Reason: To correct those damn ******. lol

  2. #2
    Join Date
    May 2003
    Location
    Melbourne, Victoria
    Age
    50
    Posts
    641

    Default

    SHERBIT????
    Is there anything easier done than said?
    - Stacky. The bottom pub, Cobram.

  3. #3
    Join Date
    Jul 2000
    Location
    Drop Bear Capital of Gippsland (Lang Lang) Vic Australia
    Age
    74
    Posts
    2,238

    Default

    ERB???? shee-ite, I don't get it :confused:
    Stupidity kills. Absolute stupidity kills absolutely.

  4. #4
    Join Date
    Aug 2003
    Location
    Perth (NOR)
    Age
    79
    Posts
    0

    Default

    At least doesn't put a stamp of disapproval on Sherbit!



  5. #5
    Join Date
    May 1999
    Location
    Tooradin,Victoria,Australia
    Age
    74
    Posts
    2,515

    Default

    Crap is acceptable.

  6. #6
    Join Date
    Jul 2000
    Location
    Drop Bear Capital of Gippsland (Lang Lang) Vic Australia
    Age
    74
    Posts
    2,238

    Default

    And there's no shortage of it here
    Stupidity kills. Absolute stupidity kills absolutely.

Tags for this Thread

Bookmarks

Bookmarks

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •