There's always one - or two

[artme]

Bloke in Brisbane unaffected by the flood put all his whitegoods out on the path. They were picked up and taken away.

IInsurance assessors arrived and decided he was a bit of an urger. Next thing police arrived, carted him off and charged him with fraud.

Another couple, unaffected by the floods both claimd and were granted $1000 each. Awaiting the result of that little episode!

[Ironwood]

Always some grubs will try and rort the system.