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Thread: To Each his own

  1. #1
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    Exclamation To Each his own

    Yesterday I had an appointment to see the urologist for a Prostate exam.

    Of course I was a bit on edge because all my friends have either gone
    under the knife or had those pellets implanted

    The waiting room was filled with patients.
    As I approached the receptionist's desk, I noticed that the receptionist
    was a large unfriendly woman who looked like a Sumo wrestler.

    I gave her my name.
    In a very loud voice, the receptionist said, "YES, I HAVE YOUR NAME HERE;
    YOU WANT TO SEE THE DOCTOR ABOUT IMPOTENCE, RIGHT?"

    All the patients in the waiting room snapped their heads around to look
    at me, a now very embarrassed man.

    But as usual, I recovered quickly, and in an equally loud voice replied,

    'NO, I'VE COME TO INQUIRE ABOUT A SEX CHANGE OPERATION,
    BUT I DON'T WANT THE SAME DOCTOR THAT DID YOURS."
    The room erupted in applause!
    DON'T MESS WITH OLD RETIRED GUYS!!!
    Johnno

    Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.

  2. #2
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    May 2007
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    Pretty Sally Hill, Wallan Vic
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    Good one John.

    Allan
    Life is short ... smile while you still have teeth.

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