Element Woman
Symbol WO
Discoverer Adam
Atomic Weight Accepted as 118 but known to vary from 105-175.
Occurance Copious quantities in all urban areas, with slightly lower concentrations in suburban and rural areas. Subject to seasonal fluctuations.
Physical Properties; 1 Surface usually covered with painted film.
2 Boils at nothing, freezes without reason
3 Melts if given special treatment
4 Bitter if used incorrectly. Can cause headaches. Handle with care
5 Found in various states ranging from virgin metal to common ore.
6 Yeilds to pressure applied to correct points
Chemical Properties 1 Has great affinity for Gold,Silver, Platinum and many Precious stones.
2 Absorbs great quantities of expensive substances
3 May explode spontaneously if left alone on dates.
4 Insoluble in liquids but there is increased activity when saturated in alcohol to a certain point.
5 Repels cheap material. Neutral to common sense
6 Most powerfull money reducing agent known to man.
Uses: Highly ornamental especially in sports cars. Can greatly improve relaxation levels. Can warm and comfort under some circumstances.Can cool things down when its too hot.
Tests: Pure speciman turns rosy pink when discovered in natural state. Turns green when placed beside a better speciman.

Caution: 1 Highly dangerous except in experienced hands. Use extreme care when handling.
2 Illegal to posses more than one .