A kid was walking to school when a car pulled up beside him & the driver said
"If you get in the car I will give you $20.00"
The kid kept walking.
Again the car pulled up beside the kid and said
"If you get in the car I will give you $30.00 & a bag of lollies".
The kid kept walking.
Yet agian the car pulled up beside the kid and the driver said
"This is my last offer.If you get in the car I will give you $50.00 & all the lollies you can eat."
The kid stopped, walked over to the car, looked in the window & said "You bought the VOLVO dad - deal with it."