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26th January 2011, 06:12 PM #631
What... you mean it's not 1792?
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Again!
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I know you believe you understand what you think I wrote, but I'm not sure you realize that what you just read is not what I meant.
Regards, Woodwould.
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26th January 2011, 07:17 PM #632
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Bush dentistry at it's best.
Chris
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Life isn't always fair
....................but it's better than the alternative.
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26th January 2011, 07:27 PM #633
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Whistling while he worked, Mr brown ensured that his daughter's latest beau fully understood the meaning of the phrase "Have her home by ten o'clock".
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26th January 2011, 08:33 PM #634
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After their Gulf of Mexico ''incident'', BP decided to downscale operations for a while
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26th January 2011, 09:26 PM #635
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Ahh, the bad old days, before the Dremel.
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26th January 2011, 09:42 PM #636
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From bloke under drill, "ahhhhhh, I see the problem."
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26th January 2011, 10:50 PM #637
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"Right, Mrs. La-de-da bootmaker," said the farrier, "I'll teach you to pinch my customers!"
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27th January 2011, 07:14 AM #638
What... you mean it's not 1792?
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At the risk of appearing rigged, I have to give it back to Chief Tiff.
to all the others though.
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I know you believe you understand what you think I wrote, but I'm not sure you realize that what you just read is not what I meant.
Regards, Woodwould.
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27th January 2011, 07:24 AM #639
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Only the quick and the dead here ...
Originally Posted by Woodwould
At the risk of appearing rigged, I have to give it back to Chief Tiff.
to all the others though.
anyway
Wendy was reconsidering her decision not to take the painkillersregards
Nick
veni, vidi, tornavi
Without wood it's just ...
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27th January 2011, 09:59 AM #640
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Did anyone else notice that the drill bit was not aligned with ANY teeth?.Was more likely to remove a disc in the neck.
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27th January 2011, 01:07 PM #641
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Toothache is this guy's least concern....
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27th January 2011, 01:13 PM #642
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Is this what happens when you don't chew your stake properly before swallowing?
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27th January 2011, 01:40 PM #643
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Having successfully won all four bouts at the West of England All Comers jousting tournament for the third consecutive year, Ron 'Galahad' Waterston was making his way home after the celebrations in the early hours of this morning when there followed an unhappy series of events allegedly involving this year's runner-up.
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I know you believe you understand what you think I wrote, but I'm not sure you realize that what you just read is not what I meant.
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27th January 2011, 01:49 PM #644
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When Pole vaulting goes bad
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27th January 2011, 02:24 PM #645
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Oh, you said "Ass".Sorry, I mis-heard!
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