Where is the water cannon?

[craigb]

Footy?

We taliking Rugby (been beaten by Wales Scotland and Ireland recently haven't you?) or that nancy boy game we call soccer.

[beejay1]

Footy?

We taliking Rugby (been beaten by Wales Scotland and Ireland recently haven't you?) or that nancy boy game we call soccer.

That was really insulting Craig Im Scottish. How would you like it if I said Aussiie blokes were gentlemen,,, eh........exactly,,, not nice is it?
Any way Rugby's for poofters as well, stupid game, no rules and played by overweight monkies. Footy on the other hand, skill, finesse, brainpower, strategy, all the qualities required by the top athletes, thats what were talkin' about here.
No doubt about it footy is the game of all games, the creme de la creme of sport, and its BRITISH.
beejay1

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[beejay1]

Now I know that all of you webbies and the surfers and the likes will be frantically checkin out the origins of the British game Soccer and youll be coming back with things like

" invented by Mongols kicking decapitated heads around" or " Red indians kicking stuffed animal skins and the likes"

Dont waste your time guys. We invented it. Its British, always has been always will be. We are footy, not the germans, not the brazilians, not the dutch, The BRITISH. In fact, its possible that Alex Ferguson is the reincarnation of the guy that actually invented it so that would mean ,,,,,yes ,,,its Scottish. God Im getting wet again.

beejay1

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[echnidna]

........ God Im getting wet again.

beejay1

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Well you shoulda gone to the loo instead of getting worked up about succer. :eek:

[dazzler]

My brother loves soccer but I reckon its boring as.

Wouldnt it be great if they didnt have goalies and the field was shaped like a triangle and there were three teams playing at once!

cool!

[Daddles]

Don't pick on football/soccer. After what I've paid this year in club fees and equiptment so me lad can play, it's gotta be the duck's guts. I can't believe pre-season training started the first week of school and he has his first trial game next week. Hell, he hasn't even finished the cricket season yet. For the next couple of months I'll have cricket on saturday and soccer on sunday, with one session of cricket training and two of soccer during the week. No wonder the kid's fit. I'm just exhausted.

Cheers
Richard

[dazzler]

As a postscript to my earlier post regarding police et al, I am sure most of you will be happy to know that I just got a $78 fine for not carrying my licence (less than 24 hours after ragging on the feds) - teach me to have a pussy opinion. The karma police are at work!!

Hey namtrak,

I used to knock people off for no licence to get my quota up, :confused: , or was that to raise revenue......damn I forget which now

cheers

dazzler

[beejay1]

Don't pick on football/soccer. After what I've paid this year in club fees and equiptment so me lad can play, it's gotta be the duck's guts. I can't believe pre-season training started the first week of school and he has his first trial game next week. Hell, he hasn't even finished the cricket season yet. For the next couple of months I'll have cricket on saturday and soccer on sunday, with one session of cricket training and two of soccer during the week. No wonder the kid's fit. I'm just exhausted.

Cheers
Richard

That gives you plenty of opportunities to get out in that lovely car you lucky bugger.
beejay1

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[namtrak]

Hey namtrak,

I used to knock people off for no licence
.....................cheers

dazzler

Jeez that's a bit rough, this lad only fined me $78 - glad I wasn't knocked off

[Iain]

Australian Rules
aka arial ping pong where the players are so inept and unskilled that they have an additional set of goal posts and get awarded points for almost scoring a goal.
They are big but not tough, just oversensitive little souls who have tantrums when they nearly scored, hence the additional set.
God I hate football.....................

[beejay1]

Australian Rules
aka arial ping pong where the players are so inept and unskilled that they have an additional set of goal posts and get awarded points for almost scoring a goal.
They are big but not tough, just oversensitive little souls who have tantrums when they nearly scored, hence the additional set.
God I hate football.....................

Most eloquently put there Iain. Australian Rules, now there's an oxymoron if ever there was.
beejay1

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[silentC]

Any way Rugby's for poofters as well ... footy (soccer) is the game of all games

Yeah, that Beckham, he's a real macho type.

So when was the last time any British team won something of note? Oh yeah, it was that poofter's game.

[bitingmidge]

So when was the last time any British team won something of note? Oh yeah, it was that poofter's game.

Dancing with the stars???

P

[echnidna]

The Falkand Islands War

[MathewA]

I believe the oldest team on record is out of sheffield. It's not either the blades or wednesday but I can't remember the teams name right now.

Now I know that all of you webbies and the surfers and the likes will be frantically checkin out the origins of the British game Soccer and youll be coming back with things like

" invented by Mongols kicking decapitated heads around" or " Red indians kicking stuffed animal skins and the likes"

Dont waste your time guys. We invented it. Its British, always has been always will be. We are footy, not the germans, not the brazilians, not the dutch, The BRITISH. In fact, its possible that Alex Ferguson is the reincarnation of the guy that actually invented it so that would mean ,,,,,yes ,,,its Scottish. God Im getting wet again.

beejay1

http://community.webshots.com/user/eunos9