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  1. #601
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    Oh, I think Mavis is in for a rough trot so I think it should go to Wouldwood.
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    A good edge takes a little sweat!!

  2. #602
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    Woo-hoo!

    OK, give this one a go...

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    I know you believe you understand what you think I wrote, but I'm not sure you realize that what you just read is not what I meant.


    Regards, Woodwould.

  3. #603
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    Cheese and crackers!

    (maybe a bit obscure if you don't know what's going on.)
    Pugwash.

    Never criticise Australia Post. One day they might find out where you live.
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  4. #604
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    Jock says the secret of my success, "Twenty four hours out from the event I always eat the cheese I won last year, then at the start I fart like hell and then run like hell. Poor buggers never know what hit em"

    Cheers
    Michael

  5. #605
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    "NEW" Bob Jane T-mart DONUT JOGGERS will keep you safe in the trafic BUT don't wear them on the wet grass, wear ya footy boots.
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    A good edge takes a little sweat!!

  6. #606
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    You can sure feel that beef vindaloo in the morning
    regards
    Nick
    veni, vidi,
    tornavi
    Without wood it's just ...

  7. #607
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    i only asked whose shout it was

  8. #608
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    It's all down hill from here!


    (I see more of us are into cheese chasing than F1 celebrations)
    Hugh

    Enough is enough, more than enough is too much.

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    The footy boots helped but not as much as the machinegunner in the bushes

  10. #610
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    Quote Originally Posted by Biggles73 View Post
    i only asked whose shout it was
    Off you go!
    .
    I know you believe you understand what you think I wrote, but I'm not sure you realize that what you just read is not what I meant.


    Regards, Woodwould.

  11. #611
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    Awww Maaaaan, late again. I would have said
    'It's Raining Men Hallelujah! It's raining... damnit, just Poms again."

    A downpour of Aussies (excited giggle) that'd be nice.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Skew's_Girl View Post

    A downpour of Aussies (excited giggle) that'd be nice.
    They're not all as skinny as Skew! Most you wouldn't want to land on you! .....

    anne-maria.
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    (White with none)
    Follow my little workshop/gallery on facebook. things of clay and wood.

  13. #613
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    Default why, thank you!


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    Purpose built for my son and his long sits.

  15. #615
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    (From deep inside a large echoy chamber)

    Hey Honey, have you seen the remote for the big screen tv anywhere??
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    A good edge takes a little sweat!!

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