Stand up and be counted

[beejay1]

Saw this recently and it made me chuckle. How many woodies does it take to change a light bulb.You cant beat a good chat can ya.

1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed
14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently
7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs
1 to move it to the Lighting section
2 to argue then move it to the Electricals section
7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs
5 to flame the spell checkers
3 to correct spelling/grammar flames
6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid
2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"
15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct
19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum
11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum
36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty
7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs
4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's
3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group
13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"
5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy
4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"
13 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"
1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.

Which applies to whom. Are there any missing. Does it happen here?
Beejay1

http://community.webshots.com/user/eunos9

[echnidna]

nuthin like that ever happens on this forum BJ

[Daddles]

How one earth do you change a light bulb with only one person and no power tools?

Richard

[Daddles]

Besides, you missed the unknown number of posts that deleted for inflaming the crowd.

Richard

[ozwinner]

Stand up and be counted
Geez, you sound like my missus!!

Al

[Grunt]

Stand up and be counted
Geez, you sound like my missus!!

Al

Did she change the light globe?

[beejay1]

Stand up and be counted
Geez, you sound like my missus!!

Or in Charles's case i guess "mounted"
beejay1

http://community.webshots.com/user/eunos9

[Sturdee]

4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"

I'll be the first of the four to say that we've done this a short time ago. Well may be not such a short time ago.


Peter.

[Daddles]

I'll be the first of the four to say that we've done this a short time ago. Well may be not such a short time ago.


Peter.

Arr fair go Peter. That was so long ago, it was before they'd even invented electricity . Gawd knows what the original poster was envisioning when he mentioned a 'light globe' :eek: Perhaps one that floated? :confused:

Richard

[ubeaut]

Hey you missed the most important one of all.......

1 to delete the entire thread because Mrs Cafoops took ofence at the falic shape of the light bulb/lamp/globe

Oh yeah...... and by the way...... http://www.woodworkforums.ubeaut.com...ght=light+bulb

[RETIRED]

Who? Me?

[Cliff Rogers]

Although it has been posted before, twice, I only saw it for the first time tonight & I found it very funny..... BUT what about the hijackers????? Not a pancake, hamster or a girl from Ipanema to be seen....

GUESS WHAT!!!!! It happens on all forums & in all clubs... even the CWf'nA... well not the hamster & maybe not the girl from Ipanema BUT they do have pancakes!!!! (How do I know this???? {Beat you Al} My Mum has been in QCWf'nA for a period spaning the last 2 centuries)

For the benefit of , I pizzed, peeed, p'd, & f'keN wet my self laughing....(Not at you ) {There’s a few more for you to censor} I bet you'd love your job if it weren’t for the customers & the employees.