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  1. #526
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    "Well you said "Stay!" and the brickies were on contract".

    "You've heard of a watch dog, well I'm a wall dog!"

    Dog chasing ball + banana skin + block wall = disaster.

    "I caught this blighter chasing my alpacas and bagged him with the old Purdey and then had him mounted. What do you think?"
    .
    I know you believe you understand what you think I wrote, but I'm not sure you realize that what you just read is not what I meant.


    Regards, Woodwould.

  2. #527
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    Some dern dawgs need a bit more'n a choker chain.
    Cheers, Ern

  3. #528
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    Damned wannabe brickies! Can't even lay a pig in the wall right!
    I may be weird, but I'm saving up to become eccentric.

    - Andy Mc

  4. #529
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    On migrating from Sth Africa, Hendrick had to start a new trophy wall.
    Chris
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    Life isn't always fair

    ....................but it's better than the alternative.

  5. #530
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    Breaking out of the pound wasn't going well. "I knew we should have dug a tunnel" said Rex.
    Pugwash.

    Never criticise Australia Post. One day they might find out where you live.
    www.clivequinn.com

  6. #531
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    Lambton, Newcastle, NSW, Australia
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    Well Sir, I was jus a playin with the ball, run, catch an back, run, catch an back, then all I saw was stars, stars everywhere. Now I'm here???
    Instagram: mark_aylward
    www.solidwoodfurniture.com.au


    A good edge takes a little sweat!!

  7. #532
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    *snicker chuckle giggle*
    Had one, have to think of one better now. You guys are good at this.

  8. #533
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    Though he knew he would be a brick short, Al kept going in his usual doggedly fashion
    Ashore




    The trouble with life is there's no background music.

  9. #534
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    Default Ashore's pick

    Hard to pick the best in this lot, all tickled the funny bone
    In the end I like the brick short of a wall idea

    over to you Mr Ashore
    regards
    Nick
    veni, vidi,
    tornavi
    Without wood it's just ...

  10. #535
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    I know I am too late for this one Nick but

    Claw's interesting surprise for a clients wall.

  11. #536
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    No Wheelin'
    that's just sick
    even the $20 you sent me won't change my mind
    regards
    Nick
    veni, vidi,
    tornavi
    Without wood it's just ...

  12. #537
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    So how much should we send next time Nick? ;-}
    Cheers, Ern

  13. #538
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    A Walsatian?

    Another mongrel bricky?

  14. #539
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    Not ure who woke the old fellow up but thats a good one

  15. #540
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    Yep
    "Walsatian" was good
    but the entry was late, sorry
    regards
    Nick
    veni, vidi,
    tornavi
    Without wood it's just ...

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