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    Default Christmas at Wheelinround's

    Ray's lovely wife told him "I had a dream last night that you gave me a box for Christmas with a beautiful diamond necklace in it., I wonder what it means." ?

    "Don't worry" said Ray, " you will know what it means on Christmas morning"

    Came Christmas morning and the lovely lady opened the gift from her ever loving hubby a book called "The meaning of dreams"
    Reality is no background music.
    Cheers John

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    I'll have you know she got the diamond 35 years ago ME

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    pretty rough cut, I'd say
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    Oh I see we are quoting from Aladdin.

    "Diamond in the rough"

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    Quote Originally Posted by wheelinround View Post
    I'll have you know she got the diamond 35 years ago ME

    Well you're certainly a man of many facets.
    Cheers Fred



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    Quote Originally Posted by fenderbelly View Post
    Well you're certainly a man of many facets.
    Well thats better than having too many faces.
    Reality is no background music.
    Cheers John

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    Obviously Sue expected a diamond but Ray
    was all heart and gave her the book.

    Allan
    Life is short ... smile while you still have teeth.

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    You mean the Prouds' catelogue?
    regards
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sawdust Maker View Post
    You mean the Prouds' catelogue?

    Don't be silly Klien's

    I actually gave her a pre-diamond told her to go sit on it for a few hundred years it would turn into a diamond

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    Quote Originally Posted by wheelinround View Post
    Don't be silly Klien's

    I actually gave her a pre-diamond told her to go sit on it for a few hundred years it would turn into a diamond
    Ray is now making his own meals, doing his own washing and ironing and sleeping out in the shed.
    Reality is no background music.
    Cheers John

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    Quote Originally Posted by munruben View Post
    Ray is now making his own meals, doing his own washing and ironing and sleeping out in the shed.

    so not much has changed in the last year
    Cheers Fred



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    Your both right






    But things are changing I now have to do all her stuff as well

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