The confessional

[ryanclan]

A catholic goes into the confessional box,after many years being away from the Church !!!

There's a fully equipped bar with Guiness on tap. On a shelf oof one wall , is a dazzling array of the best cigars, and on the other wall there is complete set of pornographic pictures of a buxom blond !!

He hears the priest come in !!!

" Father , forgive me , for its been a very long time since i've been to confession ,but i must first admit that the confessional box is much more inviting than it used to be !!

" Get out of there you bloody idiot :
"YOUR ON MY SIDE"
The priest replies !!!!!!

[Carry Pine]

That's the best I've heard for a long time.

Graham