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  1. #1
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    Default Munruben dilemna

    John's wife was away for the weekend so he decided to have a
    look around a local hotel and see what "talent" was available.

    On the first floor was a sign, "All the women on this floor are short"
    On the second floor the sign said, "All the women are tubby".
    The third floor sign said, "The women on this floor have no sense of humour".
    At the fourth floor was a sign, "The women on this floor are poor".

    In desperation John went to the fifth (final) floor in a desperate bid
    to find a suitable woman.

    The sign said, "There are no women on this floor. It was built only to
    prove that there is no way to please John".

    Allan
    Life is short ... smile while you still have teeth.

  2. #2
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    That's terrible.......give him some timber and he's as pleased as can be.

    We don't know how lucky we are......

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    So, John was looking for a tall, thin, funny, rich girl.

    Maybe he was looking in the wrong place.

    I know I was.


    AAAAAahhhhhhhhhhhhh. Incommmiiinnggggggg......

  4. #4
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    I was actually looking for a Sugar Mummy. Well equal opportunity and all that.
    Anyway, I haven't got time to read jokes. same as Allan said, "my wife is away over the weekend and I have been too busy changing the locks on the doors and windows.
    Reality is no background music.
    Cheers John

  5. #5
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    With the wife away over the weekend ...
    it is a good time to pickup new tools, timber and the like
    then whan she's back and the question is asked, answer: "dunno what you mean, that's been sitting there for months!"
    regards
    Nick
    veni, vidi,
    tornavi
    Without wood it's just ...

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