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Thread: Unable to Speak

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    Default Unable to Speak

    Munruben was involved in a serious accident was
    unable to speak when he regained consciousness.

    Wishing to know how long he had been unconscious, he
    took a piece of paper and a pencil from the bed stand,
    wrote "Date?" on it and gave it to his nurse.

    She handed it back to him - after she had replied with
    the word "Married."
    Androgens Order
    Forgive your enemies, but never, ever forget their names.
    The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.

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    When I finally regained my voice I asked the nurse,,"Did I come here to die"?

    She said, "No, you came here yesterdie"
    Reality is no background music.
    Cheers John

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    Touché
    Androgens Order
    Forgive your enemies, but never, ever forget their names.
    The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.

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