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  1. 8th December 2010, 09:13 AM #1
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    Reverend Ole is the pastor of the local Norwegian Lutheran Church , and Pastor Sven is the minister of the Swedish Covenant Church across the road. One day they were seen pounding a sign into the ground, that said:

    DA END ISS NEAR! TURN YERSELF AROUNT NOW BAFOR IT'S TOO LATE!

    As a car sped past them, the driver leaned out his window and yelled, "Leave me alone, you Skandihoovian religious nuts!"

    From the curve they heard screeching tyres and a big splash...

    Rev. Ole turns to Pastor Sven and asks, "Do ya tink maybe DA sign should yust say, Bridge Out?"
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    he..he ...while we're on Svedish accents.

    Sven walks into a Svedish pharmacy and asks for some deodorant..
    the assistant asks...boll or aersole?
    Sven answers...no....just for under my arms

    what if the hokey pokey is really what it's all about?
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    Quote Originally Posted by underfoot View Post
    he..he ...while we're on Svedish accents.

    Sven walks into a Svedish pharmacy and asks for some deodorant..
    the assistant asks...boll or aersole?
    Sven answers...no....just for under my arms

    Cheers Fred



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