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Thread: The sign
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8th December 2010, 09:13 AM #1
The sign
Reverend Ole is the pastor of the local Norwegian Lutheran Church , and Pastor Sven is the minister of the Swedish Covenant Church across the road. One day they were seen pounding a sign into the ground, that said:
DA END ISS NEAR! TURN YERSELF AROUNT NOW BAFOR IT'S TOO LATE!
As a car sped past them, the driver leaned out his window and yelled, "Leave me alone, you Skandihoovian religious nuts!"
From the curve they heard screeching tyres and a big splash...
Rev. Ole turns to Pastor Sven and asks, "Do ya tink maybe DA sign should yust say, Bridge Out?"Cheers Fred
The difference between light and hard is that you can sleep with the light on.
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8th December 2010, 05:40 PM #2
he..he
...while we're on Svedish accents.
Sven walks into a Svedish pharmacy and asks for some deodorant..
the assistant asks...boll or aersole?
Sven answers...no....just for under my arms
what if the hokey pokey is really what it's all about?
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9th December 2010, 08:52 AM #3Cheers Fred
The difference between light and hard is that you can sleep with the light on.
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