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7th December 2010, 10:09 AM #1
Sea Food Restraunt
A guy goes into a seafood restaurant and asks to see the dishes of the day. The waiter wheels over a trolley with a large tank full of various species, and the man examines the dishes.
"I'll have the little green squid with the hairy lip, please" says the man. "An excellent choice, they have a delicate, mild flavour." replies the waiter and calls out "Gervais!"
A little French chef appears with a large knife, the waiter instructs the chef to kill the little green squid with the hairy lip.
Gervais is just about to slice at the poor squid when he notices a tear running down its face. Gervais is touched, and admits that he hasn't the heart to kill the squid.
"Not to worry" says the waiter, and calls out "Hans!!" at which an enormous German bloke comes out of the kitchen. "Sir", says the waiter, "this is Hans, the dishwasher. Hans, kill that little green squid with the hairy lip!"
The dishwasher wields a huge rolling pin and is just about to bludgeon the little green squid with the hairy lip when it cringes back and gives a little cry.
"I am sorry sir, I just cannot kill the squid" Hans admits, his lower lip trembling.
"Well sir," says the waiter, "it just goes to show.
That (Sing Along Please )
Hans that do dishes, can be soft as Gervais. With mild green, hairy lip squid!"Cheers Fred
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7th December 2010, 10:12 AM #2
I like it.
Reality is no background music.
Cheers John
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7th December 2010, 10:33 AM #3
I would like it if I got it
Cheers
Michael
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7th December 2010, 09:17 PM #4GOLD MEMBER
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I'm with michael.
(and prepared to admit it).
Graham
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7th December 2010, 10:04 PM #5
Great one, but I think you'd have to be British to get it: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fairy_(brand)
And if you still don't get it, click on the third clip down on this page: http://www.childofthe1980s.com/2009/...liquid-tv-ads/Cheers, Richard
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8th December 2010, 02:30 AM #6New Member
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Alternate ending...
When the waiter said "Hans, kill that little green squid with the hairy lip!" , I figured the French chef was in trouble!
Pete, the Tubatoad
(Not a tube 'a toothpaste, a tubatoad!)
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8th December 2010, 06:07 AM #7GOLD MEMBER
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We only got Fairy margarine when young and were told it was NZ butter.
Graham
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