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Thread: Another bad day
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3rd December 2010, 10:43 PM #1
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Another bad day
Walking home from the local video store the other night I was suddenly attacked by a giant Beetle about 2 meters tall and must have weighed 150Kilos. It knocked me to the ground and jumped on me and kicked me until I was really sore, cut and bruised.
I finally escaped from the giant Beetle but thought I had better call in at the local medical centre and see a doctor about my cuts and bruises.
I told the lady at the reception desk what had happened to me and she said..
"Yes, we know there is a nasty bug going around at the moment."Reality is no background music.
Cheers John
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3rd December 2010, 10:47 PM #2
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Orrrrrrh
regards,
Dengy
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4th December 2010, 01:10 PM #3
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If cats live in a cattery, and Nuns live in a Nunnery, Where do bugs live?
It looks like you have been buggered!!Androgens Order
Forgive your enemies, but never, ever forget their names.
The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.
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4th December 2010, 01:28 PM #4
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Heheheh!
That's the best joke that I have seen for about three weeks. Thanks!
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4th December 2010, 05:06 PM #5
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Groan @ John
Cheers Fred
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