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    You guys are a hoot

    Made my day.

    Thanks.
    Cheers, Ern

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    "I think a little roar might speed things along..."

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    I've heard of bears s(%%$#@ in the woods! What's this called then?
    anne-maria.
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    Follow my little workshop/gallery on facebook. things of clay and wood.

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    I'm sure I don't remember eating that.
    Hugh

    Enough is enough, more than enough is too much.

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    Roar sewage.
    The time we enjoy wasting is not wasted time.

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    It's a close run thing but I'm going to shoot it back to Claw, I like it

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    It looked like #####, it Smelt like #####, it tasted liked #####, gee I'm glad I did not tread in it!!
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    Forgive your enemies, but never, ever forget their names.
    The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.

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    Ok in the joyous spirit of Christmas?
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    www.solidwoodfurniture.com.au


    A good edge takes a little sweat!!

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    Blitzen to Rudolph in a bubbly underwater voice............."now what?"
    The time we enjoy wasting is not wasted time.

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    THats a good start
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    A good edge takes a little sweat!!

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    Santa discovers the truth behind Rudolf's red nose.

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    Santa decided he would never again use raindeer supplied by Rolls Royce

    what if the hokey pokey is really what it's all about?

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    Prancer to Comet "Just because we don't have spark plugs doesn't mean we can work under water."
    Hugh

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    Santa Claus died acc to Search and Rescue staff but they're still searching for the elves (the subordinate clauses).

    (With apologies to Kate Burridge).
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    Quote Originally Posted by underfoot View Post
    Santa decided he would never again use raindeer supplied by Rolls Royce

    and it's only one letter to change from qantas' problems to santa's problems

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