Prude Alert!!!!

[Christopha]

A guy went to his travel agent and tried to book a two-week cruise for himself and his lady friend. The travel agent said that all the ships were booked up and reservations were very tight at that moment, but that he would see what he could do.
A couple of days later, the travel agent phoned and said he could get them onto a three-day cruise. The guy was disappointed that it was such a short cruise, but booked it . . . and went to the pharmacy to buy Dramamines and three condoms.
The next day, the agent called back and reported that he now could book a five-day cruise. The guy said, "Great, I'll take it!"! and returned to the same pharmacy to buy two more Dramamines and two more condoms.
The following day, the travel agent called yet again, and said he was delighted that he could offer them bookings on an eight-day cruise. The guy was elated and, and went back to the pharmacy. He asked for three more Dramamine and three more condoms.
The pharmacist looked sympathetically at him and said, "Look, I'm not trying to pry. . but, if it makes you sick . . why do you keep doing it?"

[Kev Y.]

motion sickness?????????

[Harry72]

Must have a water bed...

[echnidna]

Only 1 condom a day???????

[Daddles]

Reminds me of the Sgt Major of a Scottish regiment in Edinburgh. He trotted into a chemist and said - "I understand you can repair condoms."
"That's right," said the Chemist. "I'll cost you 10p"
"How much for a new one?"
"30p"
The Sgt Major thanked the chemist and walked off.
Next day he returned and held up a condon - "I've had a chat with the regiment and we'll get it repaired thanks."

[AlexS]

"The regiment accepts your tender."