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  1. #346
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    No mam, for the 10th time... there is no Leprechaun hiding in the car.
    Cliff.
    If you find a post of mine that is missing a pic that you'd like to see, let me know & I'll see if I can find a copy.

  2. #347
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    Officer, have you seen my dog?
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  3. #348
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    Ma'am, the sign may well say "Angle Parking Only", but this is not what was intended.

  4. #349
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    This ticket is for being on the wrong side of the curb M'am!
    anne-maria.
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    ea Lady

    (White with none)
    Follow my little workshop/gallery on facebook. things of clay and wood.

  5. #350
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    Can you see my mobile in there officer?
    Hugh

    Enough is enough, more than enough is too much.

  6. #351
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    Thronehenge

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    No more Kangaroo brand fuel.
    Cheers, Ern

  8. #353
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    "THREE pedals you say? I wondered what the middle one was for."
    Pugwash.

    Never criticise Australia Post. One day they might find out where you live.
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  9. #354
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    But officer, the sign said, park nose to kerb!!!
    Instagram: mark_aylward
    www.solidwoodfurniture.com.au


    A good edge takes a little sweat!!

  10. #355
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    But if I park like this you can get two cars in the same parking bay
    regards
    Nick
    veni, vidi,
    tornavi
    Without wood it's just ...

  11. #356
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    The award goes to........

    Claw Hama!
    "I don't practice what I preach because I'm not the kind of person I'm preaching to."

  12. #357
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    THank you SC, I would like to accept this award most hummmmbbly but my politic...........
    Ok next one
    Instagram: mark_aylward
    www.solidwoodfurniture.com.au


    A good edge takes a little sweat!!

  13. #358
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    Meals On Wheels

    Pork or Beef Roll

    Look its a Hung Parliament

  14. #359
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    Kinko the Clown's day job!
    anne-maria.
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    (White with none)
    Follow my little workshop/gallery on facebook. things of clay and wood.

  15. #360
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    Just one quick spin on the unicycle was enough to get our butcher hooked!

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