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  1. #1
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    Default Army Nurse Training

    During basic training for the Army Nurse Corps, we were required to
    spend one week in the field roughing it. It rained the entire week.
    We arose daily in our swampy tent, took a cold-water beauty bath from
    our helmets, donned our pistol belts and ponchos, and trudged through
    the mud to set up field hospitals. Obviously, our personal appearance
    frequently left much to be desired.

    The final blow to our feminine pride occurred while we waited in the
    mess line in the mud and rain. A young private came by with a camera
    and asked to take our picture. "It will prove to my girlfriend," he
    said, "that she has NO reason to be jealous!"
    Androgens Order
    Forgive your enemies, but never, ever forget their names.
    The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.

  2. #2
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    Mar 2007
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    Munruben, Qld
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    Default

    Did he make it out alive?
    Reality is no background music.
    Cheers John

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