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17th February 2005, 04:26 PM #1
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At the dentist (1)
A bloke goes to the dentist for a check up. The dentist checks out his teeth, and tells him he'll need a big filling that will need an anaesthetic. The bloke tells the dentist that he's never had anaesthetic, and doesn't intend to start now. Despite the dentist's pleas, he continues to refuse anaesthetic, so the dentist prepares his drills and things. Before he starts drilling, he gives the patient a blue pill to take, but the bloke insists that he doesn't want anaesthetic.
The dentist tells him it isn't anaesthetic, but is Viagra. The bloke asks why he's being given Viagra.
The dentist tells him "When I start drilling, you'll need something to hang on to!"
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17th February 2005, 04:28 PM #2
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So what do I do with the other three fingers?
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17th February 2005, 04:37 PM #3
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17th February 2005, 04:56 PM #4
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They've begun prescribing Viagra at a lot ot the nursing homes around here. It stops the old fellows from rolling out of bed.
I would rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.
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17th February 2005, 06:16 PM #5
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It takes two hands to handle a Whopper...
There's always a better way to do things, get someone else to do it for you.!
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17th February 2005, 06:23 PM #6
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thats so funny!
It takes two hands to handle a Whopper
lol
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17th February 2005, 09:08 PM #7
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Yep, I could never handle the hamburgers our local made either.
Originally Posted by MikeL
It takes two hands to handle a Whopper...
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