BACK IN THE U.k.

[jow104]

Arrived back home last night (now severly jet lagged).

BUT WISH TO THANK ALL FORUM MEMBERS FOR THEIR HOSPITALITY AND SUPPORT ON THE RECENT VISIT MADE BY JANET & JOHN.

I intend to respond to members personally as soon as jet lag has diminished.

Just a short story to tell of our last night of holiday.

I went to the loo in a Japanesse hotel, the loo was as big as a bath tub, and all round the toilet seat their were electronic switches. After using the loo it took some working out how to flush. I did suceed but thought I would give Janet special instructions how to operate when whe she paid a visit. Janet was told she must remain seated and press a button. The buttons were titled :
Temparature, pressure, spray, bidet and stop but no flush.

I told Janet to use the spray button, at which she did and I heard a loud
tickled scream,the result was she got a dose of hot water sprayed to her bum.
Damn clever those japs!!!!!!!!!

[echnidna]

Glad to see you arrived home safely.

Sad about the Jap toilet though as I suspect someone associated with our government will read your post and now take steps to install these in all the public loo's in Oz.