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  1. #256
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    The Director of the Bureau for Public Safety, today issued a statement that 'Lighting farts can be a health hazard'.
    Last edited by chrisb691; 28th October 2010 at 10:02 PM. Reason: typo
    Chris
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    Life isn't always fair

    ....................but it's better than the alternative.

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    Happy birthday to you,
    happy birthday to you,
    happy birthday dear...
    hurry up & blow the bloody candles out you silly old fart!
    Cliff.
    If you find a post of mine that is missing a pic that you'd like to see, let me know & I'll see if I can find a copy.

  3. #258
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    Quote Originally Posted by labr@ View Post
    Satan's holiday
    Take it away Labr

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    Bump
    Hugh

    Enough is enough, more than enough is too much.

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    hump
    Androgens Order
    Forgive your enemies, but never, ever forget their names.
    The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.

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    Mic-d or whoever finds one first...

  7. #262
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    someone else please?

    Cheers
    Michael

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    I've got one.

    Cliff.
    If you find a post of mine that is missing a pic that you'd like to see, let me know & I'll see if I can find a copy.

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    Looter's get away.
    Hugh

    Enough is enough, more than enough is too much.

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    Volunteer hard at work distributing guide dog collection boxes.
    Hugh

    Enough is enough, more than enough is too much.

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    How much was that Doggie in the window??

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    Just reclaiming my guide dog totem!


    Or i could be REALLY UNPC and say........

    Well? Its donations for the blind!
    Last edited by tea lady; 8th November 2010 at 03:12 PM. Reason: after thought! Perhaps I shouldn't have?
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    Follow my little workshop/gallery on facebook. things of clay and wood.

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    Ma Barker

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    Hee hee! Gunna get blinded tonight!

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    Just a quick nudge that this can be viewed publicly.

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