Page 8 of 200 FirstFirst ... 3456789101112131858108 ... LastLast
Results 106 to 120 of 3000
  1. #106
    Join Date
    Sep 2002
    Location
    Minbun, FNQ, Australia
    Age
    66
    Posts
    1

    Default

    I always said the fireys were thick.
    Cliff.
    If you find a post of mine that is missing a pic that you'd like to see, let me know & I'll see if I can find a copy.

  2. #107
    Join Date
    Dec 2002
    Location
    SW Sydney
    Age
    75
    Posts
    12

    Default

    Aww com'on guys, they had seperate jobs to do
    Androgens Order
    Forgive your enemies, but never, ever forget their names.
    The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.

  3. #108
    Join Date
    Aug 2010
    Location
    ACT
    Age
    85
    Posts
    546

    Default

    I wish the doctor would get here to certify the victim deceased so we can stop.
    Hugh

    Enough is enough, more than enough is too much.

  4. #109
    Join Date
    Dec 2002
    Location
    SW Sydney
    Age
    75
    Posts
    12

    Default

    What stop this wonderful, fulfilling, and totally aspiring social interaction - begone you heathen
    Androgens Order
    Forgive your enemies, but never, ever forget their names.
    The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.

  5. #110
    Join Date
    Aug 2004
    Location
    Brisbane
    Posts
    777

    Default

    become a fireman and move a head in life

    Every time I blow I hear a noise like a kazoo

    Cheers
    Michael

  6. #111
    Join Date
    Sep 2008
    Location
    Werribee, Victoria, Australia
    Posts
    0

    Default

    "The head bones connected to the neck bone..... carp no it's not!!
    "Rotten to the Core"

  7. #112
    Join Date
    Nov 2007
    Location
    belgrave
    Age
    61
    Posts
    0

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by mic-d View Post
    become a fireman and move a head in life

    Every time I blow I hear a noise like a kazoo

    Cheers
    Michael
    I can't think of a better line now.
    anne-maria.
    T
    ea Lady

    (White with none)
    Follow my little workshop/gallery on facebook. things of clay and wood.

  8. #113
    Join Date
    Sep 2010
    Location
    Sydney
    Posts
    267

    Default

    mic - d wins it i reckon with the kazoo line.

    over to you mic -d

  9. #114
    Join Date
    Aug 2004
    Location
    Brisbane
    Posts
    777

    Default

    try this one

  10. #115
    Join Date
    Jun 2010
    Location
    Bundaberg
    Age
    54
    Posts
    160

    Default

    Very nice dear, but one from Donut King would have been ok too

  11. #116
    Join Date
    Feb 2009
    Location
    Adelaide - outer south
    Age
    68
    Posts
    43

    Default

    "Ooohhh..........Mr Hart!!!"

    (The day Pro bought a Harley.)
    Cheers, Bob the labrat

    Measure once and.... the phone rings!

  12. #117
    Join Date
    Sep 2002
    Location
    Minbun, FNQ, Australia
    Age
    66
    Posts
    1

    Default

    Smoke? What smoke? I don't see any smoke.
    Cliff.
    If you find a post of mine that is missing a pic that you'd like to see, let me know & I'll see if I can find a copy.

  13. #118
    Join Date
    May 2007
    Location
    North of the coathanger, Sydney
    Age
    69
    Posts
    0

    Default

    Mum said "polish the floor"
    regards
    Nick
    veni, vidi,
    tornavi
    Without wood it's just ...

  14. #119
    Join Date
    Aug 2010
    Location
    ACT
    Age
    85
    Posts
    546

    Default

    If this aint a bachelor pad, then that's more lethal than the wall of death.
    Hugh

    Enough is enough, more than enough is too much.

  15. #120
    Join Date
    Jan 2005
    Location
    Melbourne
    Age
    65
    Posts
    4,239

    Default

    If I catch the person who nailed the kickstand to the floor there'll be a body on the lawn tomorrow.

Similar Threads

  1. Replies: 616
    Last Post: 6th February 2010, 09:33 AM
  2. Replies: 443
    Last Post: 16th July 2009, 06:50 PM
  3. another need a caption, reply, question Take #2
    By wheelinround in forum JOKES
    Replies: 822
    Last Post: 4th June 2009, 02:02 PM
  4. another need a caption, reply, question
    By mic-d in forum JOKES
    Replies: 814
    Last Post: 19th February 2009, 10:25 PM

Tags for this Thread

Bookmarks

Bookmarks

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •