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    The proud father brought home a backyard swing set for his
    children and immediately started to assemble it with all the
    neighbourhood children anxiously waiting to play on it.

    After several hours of reading the directions, attempting
    to fit bolt A into slot B, etc., he finally gave up and
    called upon an old handyman working in a neighbouring yard.

    The old-timer came over, threw the directions away, and in
    a short while had the set completely assembled.

    It's beyond me," said the father, "how you got it together
    without even reading instructions."

    "To tell the truth," replied the old-timer, "I can't read,
    and when you can't read, you've got to think."
    Androgens Order
    Forgive your enemies, but never, ever forget their names.
    The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.

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    how bloody true is that! LOL! love it!
    G'day I'm Dave!

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    I had trouble reading your joke
    ... so now I will think about it instead.

    Allan
    Life is short ... smile while you still have teeth.

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    its funny because its true

    its amazing what you can do when you need to

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    I thought about reading it but didn't

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