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Thread: Fairy Tales
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24th September 2010, 03:26 PM #1
Fairy Tales
A little girl asked her father, "Daddy? Do all Fairy Tales begin with
'Once Upon A Time?'"
He replied, "No, there is a whole series of Fairy Tales that begin
with 'If elected I promise...'"Androgens Order
Forgive your enemies, but never, ever forget their names.
The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.
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24th September 2010, 08:57 PM #2
Retro Phrenologist
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Who are you calling a fairy?
signed,
T. Abbott
What's a speaker anyway?
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24th September 2010, 09:23 PM #3
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carbon tax
And I didn't promise not to have a carbon tax.
Red J.
p.s. diamonds are made from carbon, so we need to tax anyone who wants to get married.
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25th September 2010, 09:09 AM #4
Big Bad Bill
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25th September 2010, 09:55 AM #5
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carbon credits
Gregt idea.....
Don't share this idea with anyone... but also....
We could set up a company selling pencils to schools again (get rid of biros) and make millions re-selling the credits to the greens.
I think a carbon tax will make lot of money for the banks, so we could get a bit as well
Greg
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