The curse

[Sturdee]

.......be careful Oz she could come back .....

And if she does put this old curse on her instead : Hope your **** turn into concrete and droop down and keep hitting your kneecaps.

Heard it on the radio today and it seems appropriate.

Peter.

[vsquizz]

Al send $100.00 and a lock of hair (if there is any under the foily) and I will remove your curse.

You could also prey that the vaccum in her head collapses and then her G**s will fall out through her ****.

ROFL Cheers

[dazzler]

Hey

My grandmother was an evil gypsy women that sent shudders up my spine just seeing her.

She put curses on people and I know of two instances where she put death curses on people that quickly came true.

One was at the Rooty Hill RSL (fair dinkum) after some bloke started using her pokie machine and she put a curse on him and he fell down dead from a heart attack in the carpark.

You might be in luck though as she died a while ago....could have been her ghost I suppose after some shop fittings!

cheers

dazzler

[Daddles]

I thought being a member of this forum was a curse :confused:

Richard

[bitingmidge]

Al send $100.00 and a lock of hair (if there is any under the foily) and I will remove your curse.

Al,

I don't want to get into a discount war, but you could be getting dudded here, for $100, I'll remove the curse, give you a haircut on your next visit, turn your emus back into chickens, and send a formal complaint to the witches fraternity.

Magic Happens!
(I read that somewhere)

Cheers,

P (Who once had a fairy godfather, but he disappeared with flash of smoke and a "POOF!!!")

[Iain]

A little sampling of appropriate curses:
1# May your ears turn into asreholes and ***** all over your shoulders.
2# May the hairs on your asre turn into bullwhips and beat the ***** out of you.
Invoice on way
auto edit whine, I used a ! not a i and there are only 4 * in that word not 5 :mad: :mad: :mad:

[RETIRED]

A little sampling of appropriate curses:
auto edit whine, I used a ! not a i and there are only 4 * in that word not 5 :mad: :mad: :mad:

Gee Whiz, Maybe some one has been adding more censor words?

Now who could that be? (insert maniacal laughter here)NyukNyuk

[Baz]

Al, surely you were wearing foil hat, if so her curse would have been bounced back onto herself, probably the first witch to have been foiled by Al.
Cheers
Barry

[Peter R]

Al's mate sounds like the woman that turned me to religion - I didn't know that hell existed before I met her.

Peter R.

I'm outta 'ere before someone starts puttin' *hits on me!!! (Meant to Pluralise)

Peter R

[vsquizz]

You know, usual sort of curse, hope your bits drop off, hope you go broke, pox on your family, run of the mill sort of curse.

Al

Welll.......Al....Have your bits dropped off yet???

Cheers

[Iain]

Just for you, cos we all love ya http://www.aurora-net.co.uk/witchcraft/aw1910.htm

[ozwinner]

Welll.......Al....Have your bits dropped off yet???

Cheers

I check my bits regularly, very regularly, ok, every chance I get.
And no, they havent dropped of as yet.
But Ill keep checking just to make sure.

Al

[bitingmidge]

But it's ok Al, you can let go of them sometimes!

Cheers,

P

[Cliff Rogers]

Sorry Al, they are out there.... I too have had the odd customer that has been too thick to understand that I wasn't going to sell them something that they didn't really want or need.

I've also had the odd customer that could NOT understand that (let alone why) I did not want them as a customer. :mad:

I'm getting better at telling them to 'F off' without upsetting them to the point that they want to put a curse on me or come back & kick my glass door in.

All you can do is say "Thank you for giving us the opportunity to serve you, but I can't help you." "You can try {insert dreaded opposition name}" & "We are closed now... Goodbye."

I just LOVE sending sh(eye)ty customers to the opposition, it makes me feel HEAPS better.

[Iain]

Sounds like the Italian fishmonger:
I want some cod
I gotta no cod, whatta else you want
A pound of cod
I tella you lady, I gotta not cod, whatta else you need
Some cod please
Lady, how many a F in fish
One
How many a F in flathead
One
How many a F in cod
There is no F in cod
Thatsa whatta I beena tellin you.