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    Puns and not-puns



    Those who jump off a bridge in Paris are in Seine.



    A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.



    Dijon vu - the same mustard as before.



    Practice safe eating - always use condiments.



    Shotgun wedding - A case of wife or death.



    A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy.



    A hangover is the wrath of grapes.



    Dancing cheek-to-cheek is really a form of floor play.



    Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?



    Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.



    Reading while sunbathing makes you well red.



    When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.



    A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two tired.



    What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead give away.)



    Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.



    In democracy your vote counts. In feudalism your count votes.



    She was engaged to a boyfriend with a wooden leg but broke it off.



    A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.



    If you don't pay your exorcist, you get repossessed



    With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.



    The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.



    You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.



    Local Area Network in Australia - the LAN down under.



    Every calendar's days are numbered.



    A lot of money is tainted - Taint yours and taint mine.



    A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.



    He had a photographic memory that was never developed.



    A midget fortune-teller who escapes from prison is a small medium at large.



    Once you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.



    Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis.



    Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.



    Acupuncture is a jab well done.









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    And now for the standard reply..............

    People who make puns should be drawn and quoted!
    Cheers, Bob the labrat

    Measure once and.... the phone rings!

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    Better not let SWMBO read the 5th one
    Cheers Rum Pig

    It is easier to ask for forgiveness than permission.

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    Any further postings like this and your forum membership will be revoked!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rum Pig View Post
    Better not let SWMBO read the 5th one
    Now you know why the dinner invite

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    Quote Originally Posted by snowyskiesau View Post
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