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17th August 2010, 02:01 PM #1
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Report Card
Mother: "This is the worst report card I've ever seen."
Son: "Look at the bright side; you know I'm not cheating."
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Forgive your enemies, but never, ever forget their names.
The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.
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17th August 2010, 06:19 PM #2
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A mate of mine recently told this at his birthday party.
He had arrived home from school with his report card
which showed he had earned an "F" in all six subjects.
When his old man challenged him on this my mate
replied, "Don't worry Dad, "F" is for "fenomenal".
He claimed that he got away with it as his old man was
a poor speller.
AllanLife is short ... smile while you still have teeth.
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17th August 2010, 06:31 PM #3
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anne-maria.
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(White with none)
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22nd August 2010, 09:23 PM #4
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That is not good
regards
Nick
veni, vidi, tornavi
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27th August 2010, 11:52 AM #5
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Heheheh!
I recall getting a comment that I did not like to show Mum on a report card when I was in primary school in the 1950's.
In those days, the teacher had written the report in nice light blue fountain pen ink (Quink). I remembered seeing my sister correct some of her mistakes by using Snowhite bleach on the ink so I did the same and bleached out the offending comments on the report. Mum never noticed and neither did the teacher when it was signed and sent back. Heheheh!
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