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  1. 29th January 2005, 04:09 AM #16
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    Doublejay, check out this site: http://www.stellaawards.com/

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  2. 31st January 2005, 05:51 PM #17
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    Quote Originally Posted by bitingmidge
    Better still:

    I emailed him this afternoon and told him I was going to treat his Invoice as an invoice!!!


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    Get Off my post, don't yous blokes know it is illegal to hijack...
    Book 'em Danno P Not at you Dan, and NotRalph either.

    Hey did you see that the career crim that I was talking about is now charged with another robbery. This poor bloke, boy! he must have had a rough childhood, the hood bit being most appropriate.

    Even with all the dogodder lawyers this bloke is bound to get a months weekend detention..waddayarekon???

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  3. 31st January 2005, 06:16 PM #18
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    Well!!!!

    I NEVER!!!!!



    (was that a Protest or a protest???)

    I think I spot the trouble though, he's a career crim. If he'd been a Career Crim, the punishment would probably have been Terrifying!

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  4. 31st January 2005, 07:40 PM #19
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    Quote Originally Posted by Peter R
    Get Off my post, don't yous blokes know it is illegal to hijack...
    Or is it Illegal to hijack or Illegal to Hijack or Illegal To Hijack. Please be specific or we may have to hire, at your expense, a lawyer to interpret your statement.


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  5. 31st January 2005, 10:42 PM #20
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    At $300 an hour measured in six minute blocks.
    Is there anything easier done than said?
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  6. 1st February 2005, 01:25 AM #21
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    Quote Originally Posted by DanP
    At $300 an hour measured in six minute blocks.
    plus 10 pancakes starting now :eek:
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    getting back on topic........ why can't we have chain gangs? We should put the hardened crims to work as slaves for the govt/local councils...

    All chained up with the prison guards armed and ready to shoot them if they step out of line
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    Quote Originally Posted by gemi_babe
    getting back on topic........ why can't we have chain gangs? We should put the hardened crims to work as slaves for the govt/local councils...
    Because of the change over to metric...oops wrong thread!!

    Sorry,

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    Quote Originally Posted by DanP
    At $300 an hour measured in six minute blocks.
    I recently spoke to someone working in legal offices in Melbourne and he reckoned that they were now doing 3 minute blocks! By the sound of it though if you are a Junior lawyer you have to account to the partners for the length of your toilet breaks.
    no-one said on their death bed I wish I spent more time in the office!
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    length of your toilet breaks.
    When I was a consultant I used to charge for toilet breaks. You know "Sit and Think".
    We had a timesheet code of 'COCT' for toilet breaks. Crapping On Company Time.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Grunt
    When I was a consultant I used to charge for toilet breaks. You know "Sit and Think".
    We had a timesheet code of 'COCT' for toilet breaks. Crapping On Company Time.
    For special work we add 10% FAF. Fook About Factor. :eek:
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