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  1. 26th June 2010, 12:56 PM #1
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    Default Las Vegas

    When I was on my honeymoon in the Crown Casino, we had been doing very
    badly at the casino tables.
    The I told the bride, "I have a hunch that I can turn our luck around if
    I go down to the casino alone."

    Once in the casino, I put a dollar into each of two slot
    machines. I hit the jackpot on both of them and walked away
    with $10,000. I then played blackjack for a couple of hours
    until I had $50,000 in chips. Next, I played poker and upped
    his winnings to $100,000.

    I was about to cash in my chips when I got a hunch that my
    luck hadn't run out. So I took all my money and placed it on
    Black at the roulette table, hoping to double my money. The
    ball landed on Double Zero.

    I returned to my room. The bride asked, "How did you do?"

    I shrugged and said, "I lost two dollars."
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    The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.
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  2. 26th June 2010, 01:37 PM #2
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    Not bad little trouble following playing with your money and his though
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  3. 27th June 2010, 10:21 AM #3
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    I used to occasionally take a bus load of pensioners to the
    Casino in Melbourne for a day out.

    With any new group I would announce, "You know the Casino
    is a bad place. The other day I brought a man home on the
    bus who had a million dollars in his pocket".

    The passengers would say, "But that was good".

    I would then say, "Not really, when I took him there in the
    morning he had two million dollars".

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  4. 30th June 2010, 04:04 PM #4
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    The secret to making a million dollars in the cabinet making business? Easy! Just start with two million dollars. (Yes it really works.)
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  5. 30th June 2010, 05:11 PM #5
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    The secret to make a small fortune....is to start with a big fortune
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  6. 18th July 2010, 11:54 PM #6
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    The secret to make a small fortune....is to start with a big fortune

    ....................and then elect a labor government
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