A young bloke walking down a street one afternoon passes an old man sitting on the side of the road with a large sack.

The younger bloke says to the old man, "Watcha got in the sack?"

The old man responds, "I've got some new kittens in that there sack."

The younger bloke asks, "If I guess how many kittens you got in the sack, can I keep one?"

The old man replies, "Son, if you guess how many kittens I got in this sack, I'll give you both of 'em!



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