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    Default Lil' Johnny Gets Culture

    Little Johnny was at the mall with his mother when a man came walking toward them. Little Johnny hopped up and down, laughed, pointed, and screamed, "Mommy! Look at that bowlegged man!"
    His mother was so embarrassed. "John, your manners are atrocious! You need some culture, young man!"
    For the next month Little Johnny was forced to read Shakespeare every night. When his detention was finally over, she again took him to the same mall and, sure enough, the same bowlegged man came walking toward them.
    Had Little Johnny learned anything from the great bard?
    Yes!
    This time, as the man approached, Little Johnny cried out, "Hark! What manner of man is this me sees, who wears his balls in parentheses?"

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    I'll pay that
    Cheers Fred



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    What a beauty!

    Am waiting to see that on Ausfish, Groverwa.

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    Good gag.
    Graeme

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