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  1. #1
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    May 2007
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    Default Oh no! Another tax joke

    Following on from Wheelin's joke about tax the other day
    (which did not go down too well) here is another one.

    My wife went into the shop the other day and purchased
    a few metres of curtain material.

    The cashier said, "That will be $30.00 plus tax".

    My wife replied, "Don't worry about the tacks, I am using
    some curtain rod".

    Allan
    Life is short ... smile while you still have teeth.

  2. #2
    Join Date
    Apr 2009
    Location
    Newcastle Australia
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    66
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    I got a foul look at the hardware store the other day.
    I was after some nails for the nailgun to put up a section of fence and the salesman said "how long do you want them".
    I of course said Ï want to keep them.

    He really didn't see the funny side of it..
    Silence is golden and Duct tape is silver...

  3. #3
    Join Date
    May 2007
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    Ferndale
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    Default

    speaking of foul looks in hardware stores.

    asked for some threaded rod.
    Assistant replied "half inch".

    I said " No, I'll pay for it".

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