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    John Howard, Queen Elizabeth, and Vladimir Putin all die and go to hell.

    While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is for. The
    devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth.

    Putin asks to call Russia and talks for 5 minutes. When he is
    finished the devil informs him that the cost is a million dollars, so
    Putin writes him a check.

    Next Queen Elizabeth calls England and talks for 30 minutes. When she
    is finished the devil informs her that the cost is 6 million dollars, so
    she writes him a check.

    Finally John Howard gets his turn and talks for 4 hours. When he is
    finished the devil informs him that the cost is $5.00.

    When Putin hears this he goes ballistic and asks the devil why Howard
    got to call Australia so cheaply.

    The devil smiles and replies: "Since Rudd took over, the country has
    gone to hell, so it's a local call.


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    Think thats bad wait till Gillard takes over (Margret Thatchers under study )

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    Quote Originally Posted by wheelinround View Post


    Think thats bad wait till Gillard takes over (Margret Thatchers under study )
    I hope those over in the nitpicker's thread do not see this.
    Tom

    "It's good enough" is low aim

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    Good one Fred
    Reality is no background music.
    Cheers John

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    Big Shed

    The trouble is that I am working on a big list of jobs my wife has going and I don't get to spend much time on here these days and I don't get to see all the posts that get posted and if you miss them it's to hard to keep track of them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by wheelinround View Post


    Think thats bad wait till Gillard takes over (Margret Thatchers under study )
    God help us if that happens, she talks down to us and talks so s l o w that one falls asleep.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rod1949 View Post
    God help us if that happens, she talks down to us and talks so s l o w that one falls asleep.

    Well it has happend and she has been in the top job for a week now.

    Thoughts any one .... oh hang on sorry this is the joke forum. SIC

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