A 90-year-old man said to his doctor

[simon c]

A 90-year-old man said to his doctor, "I've never felt better. I have an 18-year old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think about that?"

The doctor considered his question for a minute and then said, "I have an elderly friend who is a hunter and never misses a season. One day when he was going out in a bit of a hurry, he accidentally picked up his umbrella instead of his gun. When he got to the Creek, he saw a rabbit sitting beside the stream. He raised his umbrella and went, 'bang, bang' and the rabbit fell dead. What do you think of that?"

The 90-year-old said, "I'd say somebody else killed that rabbit."

The doctor replied, "My point exactly."

[Dendot]

A 90-year-old man said to his doctor, "I've never felt better. I have an 18-year old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think about that?"

The doctor considered his question for a minute and then said, "I have an elderly friend who is a hunter and never misses a season. One day when he was going out in a bit of a hurry, he accidentally picked up his umbrella instead of his gun. When he got to the Creek, he saw a rabbit sitting beside the stream. He raised his umbrella and went, 'bang, bang' and the rabbit fell dead. What do you think of that?"

The 90-year-old said, "I'd say somebody else killed that rabbit."

The doctor replied, "My point exactly."

A ninety-year-old man goes to his doctor. "Doc," he says "I'm getting married to a nineteen-year-old beauty and I want to start a family. What do you think I should do about it?" The doctor thinks for a while and says, "I tell you what, why don't you get a lodger?'
"O.K." he says and goes away. Some months later, the doctor sees the man in the street. "How's the wife?" he asks. "Oh, fine Doctor. You know she's pregnant?"
"No!" exclaims the doc. "How's the lodger?" "Oh" says the man, "She's pregnant, too!"

[graemet]

An old bloke (might have been 90, I dunno) was sitting in his tinnie, fishing when he heard a voice calling out. He looked around but couldn't see anyone, so he kept on fishing.
The voice came again "Down here, beside the boat"
He looked over the side and saw a small frog.
The frog said, "I'm not really a frog, I'm a princess, and if you rescue me and kiss me, I'll turn back into a beautiful girl and give you the greatest sexual experiences that you have ever had".
The old bloke just kept fishing.
The frog called out even louder, repeating her story.
The old bloke replied "I'm not deaf" but he did lean over the side , scooped up the frog and put it in his shirt pocket.
"Aren't you going to kiss me? " asked the frog, "I meant it when I said I'd give you a great time."
"No," he said, "At my age, I'd rather have a talking frog."