Internet Warning

[Grumpy John]

If you get an e-mail titled -

'Nude photo of Julia Gillard'

don't open it...

It contains a nude photo of Julia Gillard.

[acmegridley]

All that meat and no potatoes!

[AUSSIE]

She is a lot better than some of my mates have got to look at

[tea lady]

Matches quite a few other physiques around here.

[r3nov8or]

"Some days I will delight you, some days I will dissappoint you". i.e. when she stays in Canberra, and when she comes home, respectively.

[Scott]

Could be worse. Bronwyn Bishop or Amanda Vanstone anyone?

[AUSSIE]

Well I just got a phone call from a friend.I was telling him about this post & he said,he would much rather see a
'Nude photo of Julia Gillard'--
Than
A nude photo of Tony Abbott.
How would you go- getting greeted with that,first thing in your morning E-mails

[Scott]

I'm getting very bad visuals here, please stop.

[wheelinround]

politcians getting into the spirit of the world cup

[Rodgera]

The card matches her hair, and his shirt matches his mood.

[cmooring]

That is the best internet warning I've ever heard!

[Dennis Millard]

If you get an e-mail titled -

'Nude photo of Julia Gillard'

don't open it...

It contains a nude photo of Julia Gillard.

Julia Gillard, her minder and a driver were outback somewhere when a Roo jumped out and trashed the car.
The minder said, 'There's no phone linkage here, but I did notice a small place a mile or so back.
When they get there the cockie says, 'Well, I can put you up for the night but there are only two beds. One of you will have to sleep in the barn with the pig.'
The driver says, 'O.K. I'll go.' and goes out side. After about half an hour, there's a knock at the door. It's the driver. 'Let me in,' he says, 'I can't stand it!' So the minder says, 'O.K. I'll go' But after another half hour, he's back. 'No, it's no good. I cant stand it'
Gillard says, 'You men are all wimps. I'll go, and shame the lot of you' and she goes out.
Half an hour later there's a knock at the door.





It's the pig....