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    Default Then I realized the awful truth

    At first I thought this was funny..... Then I realized the awful truth
    of it.


    Be sure to read all the way to the end!

    Tax his land,
    Tax his bed,
    Tax the table
    At which he's fed.

    Tax his work,
    Tax his pay,
    He works for peanuts
    Anyway!

    Tax his cow,
    Tax his goat,
    Tax his pants,
    Tax his coat.

    Tax his tobacco,
    Tax his drink,
    Tax him if he
    Tries to think..

    Tax his car,
    Tax his gas,
    Find other ways
    To tax his ass.

    Tax all he has
    Then let him know
    That you won't be done
    Till he has no dough.

    When he screams and hollers;
    Then tax him some more,
    Tax him till
    He's good and sore.

    Then tax his coffin,
    Tax his grave,
    Tax the sod in
    Which he's laid.

    When he's gone,
    Do not relax,
    It?s time to apply
    The inheritance tax.

    Accounts Receivable Tax
    Airline surcharge tax
    Airline Fuel Tax
    Airport Maintenance Tax
    Building Permit Tax
    Cigarette Tax
    Corporate Income Tax
    Goods and Services Tax (GST)
    Death Tax
    Dog License Tax
    Driving Permit Tax
    Environmental Tax (Fee)
    Excise Taxes
    Federal Income Tax
    Federal Unemployment (UI)
    Fishing License Tax
    Food License Tax
    Petrol Tax (too much per litre)
    Gross Receipts Tax
    Health Tax
    Hunting License Tax
    Inheritance Tax
    Interest Tax
    Liquor Tax
    Luxury Taxes
    Marriage License Tax
    Medicare Tax
    Mortgage Tax
    Personal Income Tax
    Property Tax
    Poverty Tax
    Prescription Drug Tax
    Real Estate Tax
    Recreational Vehicle Tax
    Retail Sales Tax
    Service Charge Tax
    School Tax
    Telephone Federal Tax
    Telephone Federal, Provincial and Local Surcharge Taxes
    Telephone Minimum Usage Surcharge Tax
    Vehicle License Registration Tax
    Vehicle Sales Tax
    Water Tax
    Watercraft Registration Tax
    Well Permit Tax
    Workers Compensation Tax
    And Now Kevin Rudd Wants a Carbon Tax !
    *STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY?
    Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago, & our nation was one
    of the most prosperous in the world. We had absolutely no national
    debt, had a large middle class, and Mum stayed home to raise the kids.
    *
    *What in the* *"Hell"* *happened? Can you spell 'politicians?'
    ** *

    * I hope this goes around Australia YOU can help it get there!!!!

    GO AHEAD - - - be an Australian !!!!!!!!!! *

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    Gee, it is such a shame that a section labelled "Woodies Jokes" has to be used as a place to make sarcastic politically motivated statements.

    Go somewhere else if you want to make political statements.

    Political sarcasm is no substitute for the sort of comic relief that many people turn to this section for.

    There is nothing even remotely funny about what you have written. Just political commentary made on the cheap at the expense of everyone who turns to this section for something to lighten their day.

    Not everyone is a curmudgeon.


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    Gees somebody needs a life
    Androgens Order
    Forgive your enemies, but never, ever forget their names.
    The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.

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    The list is poached from somewhere else, likely Canada from the internal evidence - Australia does not have 'provinces' for starters, and 'Inheritance tax' as such never existed in Australia tho' we did have 'Death duties' (which have existed since before 1000AD) - abolished about 30+ years ago, and still have 'Probate'.

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