Scotland

[bullfright]

50?F
People in Southern England turn on the central heating

People in Edinburgh plant out bedding plants


40?F

Southerners shiver uncontrollably

Glaswegians sunbathe on the beach at Largs


35?F

Cars in the South of England refuse to start

People in Falkirk drive with their windows down


20?F

Southerners wear overcoats, gloves and woolly hats

Aberdonian men throw on a t-shirt; girls start wearing mini-skirts


15?F

Southerners begin to evacuate to the continent

People from Dundee swim in the River Tay at Broughty Ferry


0?F

Life in the South grinds to a halt

Inverness folk have the last BBQ before it gets cold


-10?F

Life in the South ceases to exist

People in Dunfermline throw on a light jacket


-80?F

Polar bears wonder if it's worth carrying on

Boy Scouts in Oban start wearing their long trousers


-100?F

Santa Claus abandons North Pole

People in Stirling put on their 'long johns'


-173?F

Alcohol freezes

Glaswegians get upset because all the pubs are shut


-297?F

Microbial life starts to disappear

The cows in Dumfriesshire complain about farmers with cold hands


-460?F

All atomic motion stops

Shetlanders stamp their feet and blow on their hands


-500?F

Hell freezes over

Scotland will support England in the World cup

[weisyboy]

[rrich]

Rotflmao

[Sawdust Maker]

brilliant

[wheelinround]

All thats is due to the fact that Scotsman hate to pay for heating of any sort

Just look what they do with a good log toss the bloody thing around a paddock in a skirt no less

[pajeronj]

Excellent!
I'm told a Scotsman was refused entry to heaven when St Peter said "Aye, the cook'll nae make broth for one"