A Guy's Fairy Tale

[Calm]

Once upon a time, a Prince asked a

beautiful young lady named Snow White,

“Will you marry me?”



Snow White said “NO!”




And the Prince lived happily ever after and

rode motorcycles and went fishing and

hunting and played golf and dated women

half his age and drank beer and scotch and

had tons of money in the bank and left the

toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.

The End

[artme]

My version of Utopia!

[RedShirtGuy]

Brilliant.

I must tell this one the girly. Should I do it before or after our wedding in 4 weeks?

[tea lady]

Brilliant.

I must tell this one the girly. Should I do it before or after our wedding in 4 weeks?

Maybe you could tell it to the best man, and when he uses it in his speech at the reception he'll cop all the flack.

[Calm]

Maybe you could tell it to the best man, and when he uses it in his speech at the reception he'll cop all the flack.

You're the ideas man TL.


not sure that came out right.

cheers

[fenderbelly]

Brilliant.

I must tell this one the girly. Should I do it before or after our wedding in 4 weeks?

I would go along with TLs idea.

If you tell her before there may be no after

[Ozkaban]

Awesome joke. Even better idea from TL

Let us know how the speech goes...

Cheers,
Dave

[Mr Brush]

"He's dead Jim" might turn out to be spookily correct in this case......death by a thousand silences.....

[RedShirtGuy]

Hmm...how about as part of my vows?

I told it to her the other day and was met with stone silence for a good 10 seconds...then she cracked up. Close call