Insert leader of choice...

[Groggy]

A teacher asked her class how many of them were Kevin Rudd fans.

Not really knowing what a Kevin Rudd fan is, but wanting to be liked by
the teacher, all the kids raised their hands except for Little Johnny.

The teacher asked Little Johnny why he has decided to be
different...again.

Little Johnny said, 'Because I'm not a Kevin Rudd fan.'

The teacher asked, 'Why aren't you a Kevin Rudd fan?'

Johnny said, 'Because I'm a Liberal.'

The teacher asked him why he's a Liberal.

Little Johnny answered, 'Well, my Mum's a Liberal and my Dad's a Liberal,
so I'm a Liberal.'

Annoyed by this answer, the teacher asked, 'If your Mum was a moron and
your Dad was an idiot, what would that make you?'

Little Johnny replied, 'A Kevin Rudd fan.'

[Allan at Wallan]

And if he was in "power" he would be an electric fan.

Allan