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22nd May 2010, 12:18 PM #1
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Call to the Governor
A lawyer phoned the governor's mansion shortly after midnight.
"I need to talk to the governor, it's an emergency!"
exclaimed the lawyer.
After some cajoling, the governor's assistant agreed to wake
him up. "So, what is it that's so important that it can't
wait until morning?" grumbled the governor.
"Judge Pierson just died, and I want to take his place,"
begged the attorney.
"Well, it's OK with me if it's OK with the funeral home,"
replied the governor.
.Androgens Order
Forgive your enemies, but never, ever forget their names.
The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.
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27th May 2010, 10:51 AM #2
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That's a dead issue now.
AllanLife is short ... smile while you still have teeth.
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27th May 2010, 10:59 AM #3
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The jokes are getting morbid.
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