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19th May 2010, 12:29 PM #1
What... you mean it's not 1792?
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Grammar is important
Capitalisation is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse.
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I know you believe you understand what you think I wrote, but I'm not sure you realize that what you just read is not what I meant.
Regards, Woodwould.
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19th May 2010, 01:08 PM #2
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19th May 2010, 04:40 PM #3
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Gotta pay that one.
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21st May 2010, 02:21 PM #4
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Much mirth was had by me,
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22nd May 2010, 10:12 PM #5
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will pay that
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22nd May 2010, 10:14 PM #6
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please explain - it is the same both times - don't get it.
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22nd May 2010, 10:22 PM #7
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23rd May 2010, 11:59 PM #8
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Didn't either - had to check the Maquarie dictionary of Australian colloquial language. it means that the uncle is a horse breeder providing for artificial insemination.
Originally Posted by Calm
please explain - it is the same both times - don't get it.
cheers
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24th May 2010, 09:52 AM #9
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24th May 2010, 10:18 PM #10
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Is that for the joke, or the explanation? Originally Posted by artme
Cheers, Richard
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5th June 2010, 08:13 PM #11
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SWMBO just informed me that she used this in one of her post-grad uni classes (English teaching) last week. She wrote it up on the whiteboard and got only 3 laughs, 11 "we are not amused"s and 1 "aren't you just about to become a mother!!?!?"
And that's why I love her
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6th June 2010, 04:53 PM #12
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Commas are also important. Compare
A woman without her man, is nothing.
with
A woman, without her, man is nothing.
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