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Thread: Dear Customer
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1st April 2010, 09:20 PM #1
Dear Customer
Dear Valued Customer:
Because of developments in the economy, as well as recent Federal and State legislation, we are moving our Customer Service Center. Our new location is at 773-H Patterson Lake Rd., in Hell, Michigan 48169.
Changes to your service agreement are described in a brochure to be sent separately. If you wish to modify any of its provisions, please go to Hell. Most of our customer service agents have already gone to Hell.
We appreciate your business and look forward to serving you again in the future.
Moe deLon,
Executive Director, Gardening ServicesOf course truth is stranger than fiction.
Fiction has to make sense. - Mark Twain
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