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12th January 2005, 11:07 PM #1
Cards You'll Never See In Hallmark
"Looking back over the years that we've been together, I can't help but wonder:.............
What was I thinking?"fficeffice" />
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"Congratulations on your wedding day!.............
Too bad no one likes your wife.">>
"How could two people as beautiful you............
have such an ugly baby?">>
"I've always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love.........
After having met you, I've changed my mind.">>
"I must admit, you brought Religion in my life...........
I never believed in Hell until I met you.">>
"As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am.......
that you're not here to ruin it for me.">>
"As you grow older, Mum, I think of all the gifts you've given me. Like the need for therapy...">>
"Thanks for being a part of my life!!!..........
I never knew what evil was before this!">>
"Before you go,.........
I would like you to take this knife out of my back. You'll probably need it again.">>
"Someday I hope to get married............
but not to you.">>
"You look great for your age.......
Almost Lifelike!">>
"When we were together, you always said you'd die for me.........
Now that we've broken up, I think it's time you kept your promise.">>
"I knew the day would come when you would leave me for my best friend.......
So here's his leash, water bowl and chew toys.">>
"We have been friends for a very long time...........
What do you say we call it quits?">>
"I'm so miserable without you..................
It's almost like you're here.">>
"Congratulations on your new bundle of joy...............
Did you ever find out who the father was?">>
"You are such a good friend that if we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life jacket....
I'd miss you heaps and think of you often.">>
"Your friends and I wanted to do something special for your birthday..............
So we're having you put to sleep.">> Have a nice day - Cheers
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13th January 2005, 08:29 AM #2"You look great for your age.......
Almost Lifelike!""I don't practice what I preach because I'm not the kind of person I'm preaching to."
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13th January 2005, 12:50 PM #3
Originally Posted by Wood Butcher
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