A doctor and lawyer are having lunch.
The doctor's approached by a patient who says;

"I'm sorry for bothering you at your lunch doctor, but am I supposed to takes these pills you proscribed 1 tablet 4 times per day OR 4 tablets once a day?".

Doctors says, "No, No take 1 tablet 4 times a day - so one tablet at breakfast, one at lunch, one at dinner and one at supper ok?'.

Patient says," Yes thank you doctor, and i'm sorry for bothering you".

Doctor looks after her and says to his lawyer mate, "You know, i should really charge her a consultation for that".

And the lawyer says, "Yes".

So next day the doctor sends the woman a bill for $65 for a consultation.

The following day, he gets a bill from his lawyer for $350 for a consultation.